Nohshy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Adventure of Leek]

Pretty fun game, many laughs were had, many keyboards smashed to bits into my wall BUT! It doesn't use my PC to mine bitcoin so only going to have to give it a 4.5 star. So uh...yeah, fix that...OR ELSE

ConnorGrail responds:

Please mail me your PC, I will perform a delicate dissection to extract the bitcoin goodies from within the nest of wires and electroids.

[Peter's Quest]

Lads you fukn outdid yourselves with this one! You can really see the deadly amount of effort you all put in, stunning though and though.

SlickRamen responds:

nohshy the newt when..

[SHOOT TRIP DIE - DEMO]

Boy what the hell boy!

[Pico VS Peter The Ant 3D]

Haha such a cute game, reminds me of the time when I was a wee lad living out in the countryside, there was wildlife everywhere, you couldn't take 10 steps out of your house without walking into one of gods wonderful creatures, like when I tripped and fell face first into a horse, after which it proceeded to call up the homies and bashed in my legs with bricks, pipes and bats for being quote "A mug", haha but that's besides the point I was trying to make just wanted to throw in a cute little story there.
Anyway what I was trying to say was that in my golden years I encounter many different ant hills, so for fun I would go out and gather iron oxide and aluminium in order to make my very own thermite to pour into the ant hills. There was one day however where my mother had noticed that I was acting a bit off and suspicious and weird, when she saw me in our barn with my lips lapped around an iron beam, using my teeth to scrape off the rust to make my thermite, out of concern for the steel beam she called the cops on me, after which they searched my house where they found various multi-coloured buckets filled to the brim with thermite along with a tooth or two. I'll tell ya I gathered so much that I ended up putting some in my closet, underwear drawer and the neighbours gas tank. After all was said and done however I was sent to prison for 26 years, being charged with 15 accounts of being a downright nuisance and 1 account of domestic terrorism.

Fun game by the way, I smashed the poop

[LeviRamirez NFT Generator]

Hello? Excuse me sorry I lost my daughter like 2 weeks ago and I was wondering if anyone here saw her?

Also not sure who that dude in the picture is but he looks like he has done some really evil and strange things in his life...I bet he donates blood or gives to charity or some shit

BingoWaders responds:

*trying to hide noticeably large belly* no sorry *burp* i haven't seen her

[Purple Egg 100]

My arm hurts

[BIMSY DREAMS]

I normally fuck about in the reviews and send some funny shit. But jesus christ this is one of the sickest things I've seen on NG, good shit dude!

[Sunnyside vs. the Eggies]

Came for monkey, stayed way too long for monkey

[Omelo's Trek]

I was a happy, well adjusted person with no mental issues before playing this. Now I'm sleeping in bed with jeans on. Very epix 5*

[Embryo Go Go!]

Tiny man go squish, I do big laugh, I eat chocolate vanilla pudding to calm down after laugh, I play game for weeks on end to make Tiny man go squish, wife very upset with me, I laugh and show her tiny squish men, she does not understand, I slap wife for defying tiny baby man squish, she get divorce, I continue playing game, tiny baby man is new wife now, I am happy man

Arzonaut responds:

Thank you